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And with the efficiency typical of the whole country, the Italian President (whoever he is today) will be sending a snail mail surrender to Margaret Thatcher sometime this coming week - or so!
 


You need to read the comments...


Well that was a waste of time! I for one (I bet there are others too) can't read the comments 'cos I don't "do" farce book!!! IF it was so funny (who knows?) why don't you post "properly"? You're as bad as many of our "institutions" who assume that everybody has a smart phone that can "do" everything (like our health dept who "thinks" that everyone has the "latest & greatest" smart phone so they can use the Covid track & trace)!!!!! Bah, Humbug. (Rant over).
 
Well that was a waste of time! I for one (I bet there are others) can't read the comments 'cos I don't "do" farce book!!!
Neither do I, but I still managed to force Farcebook to open it. What it wouldn't let me do was copy and paste anything, but there are 30,000 cheese puns, so worth struggling with - if you like puns, that is.
 
Neither do I, but I still managed to force Farcebook to open it. What it wouldn't let me do was copy and paste anything, but there are 30,000 cheese puns, so worth struggling with - if you like puns, that is.
I do, but have no idea how to open it. It starts off (with me) asking me to sign up and accept cookies. I wouldn't even try to go further! "Crrusty old curmudgeon", that's me.
 
Well that was a waste of time! I for one (I bet there are others too) can't read the comments 'cos I don't "do" farce book!!!...
Me neither. I refuse. My daughter thinks I'm an old fuddy duddy, and my nephew thinks I'm a conspiracy theorist. Me, I just think I've got principles...

Cheers, Vann.
 
Yup....same notice at West Cumberland hospital entrance we needed to use when I took my wife to have her eyes tested for cataracts. She asked me what I was laughing at and I had to carefully and quietly tell her what the sign said....Her eyes misted over but I put that down to the cataracts.
 
"Eh up, Frank! Long time no see! Last time I saw you was when you were getting married! How's tricks?"
"Not bad, I suppose..."

"Crikey! That doesn't sound good, mate! How long's it been? A few months? What's up? Money and bills and stuff?"
"Well...yeah...all that...and a few other things...y'know, bedroomy-type things...."
"It's a bit early for that sort of thing, Frank...have you tried...y'know....experimenting and stuff? You know, dressing up, toys, whatever?"
"Yeah...been through all that....well...talked about it, anyway. It's just all got a bit....well....boring, I suppose...."
"Oh mate, I'm so sorry to hear that, I really am. Not much I can say, really. Mind you - here's a thought - have you thought about going round the ....y'know....other side? Y'know...just sort of turn her over?"
"We've got enough money worries! I don't want to risk her getting pregnant as well!"
 
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