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According to Tetley, the best way to make a perfect cup of tea is to agitate the bag!

So every morning I slap her buttocks and say: "Two sugars Fatty"
 
^^^^^sorry to tell you this but look at page 1 post one^^^^^

still gave me a laugh anway......
 
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^^^^^sorry to tell you this but look at page 1 post one^^^^^

still gave me a laugh anway......
The age of most of the readers led me to believe no one would remember that . . . . or I forgot.:mad:

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.)
The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab:
"They don't serve beer here, you moron!"
The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle.

"And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands.

"Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."
 
I was in Curry’s with the wife earlier when she asked,
”what’s your favourite Tele tubby?”
”Tinky Winky” I replied
she said “No you fat git which television do you like“ o_O
 
The age of most of the readers led me to believe no one would remember that . . . . or I forgot.:mad:

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.)
The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab:
"They don't serve beer here, you moron!"
The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle.

"And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands.

"Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."

That sounds just like the canteens in IBM USA. They are dry too due to the Quakers who run the company :eek::eek::oops:
 
A Roman soldier walks into a bar, turns to the barkeep and holds up two fingers saying "5 beers please."

Or how about...
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
 
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