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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'.


The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.


Finally I pondered an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"?


Well, after another beer, and some heavier deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.


Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."


I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.
 
How do you know who loves you more, your wife or your dog ?

Lock them both in the boot of your car for two hours.

When you let them out, see which one is pleased to see you.
 
Just a quick heads-up, lads...

Tesco is giving away free Christmas turkeys

to anyone who can outrun their security guards.
 
Nothing like a chuckle. Like knowing that in one half of our village which is in Tier 3 that the pub will be closed. Like knowing that in the other half who are in Tier 2, the pub there IS open !
 
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