Another joke

[RossJarvis]

A Swede walks into Boots (or was it a Rutabagan?).

"Hello, I am vanting some deodorant please thank you"

"Certainly sir, ball or aerosol?"

"Nieder I am vanting it for my armpits"

Boom boom



(I wish the cheesemakers would stop, I'm drooling all over the keyboard and am getting very hungry now.)

 

[Phil Pascoe]

You're 30 yrs out of date - it was on "not the nine o'clock news".

 

[RossJarvis]

Damn! I was hoping after 30 years most people would have forgotten it.

There is the earlier version;

A Norseman walks into an apothecary.

"I am vanting some personal perfumed desiccant"

"Certainly sir, oral or topical?"

"None of your filthy language, I am vanting some personal desiccant!"