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farmerboyce

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Bert is round Georges` house having a cuppa
George says to Bert "Me and the wife had a fantastic meal at a new restaurant last night, food and service was great"
What was the name of it? asks Bert
You know what my memory is like says George, you`ll have to help me out.
What`s the name of that flower with red petals? he says.
Tulip, says Bert
No, not tulip, it`s got red petals and long stems
Carnation, says Bert
No, not carnations, it`s got red petals, long stems and they have thorns on the stems
Rose, says Bert
That`s it says George, turning towards the kitchen and shouts,


ROSE, what`s the name of that restaurant we went to last night

boom boom
Steve
 
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