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whiskywill

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A pirate walks into a tavern and orders some grog.

The landlord says "We haven't seen you in here for some time, and I notice you're limping"

"Arrrr yes ... I had my leg shot off by a cannon ball, I've got a wooden leg now"

The landlord passes his drink to him and then says "I notice you've had another little accident" pointing towards the pirate's 'hook' !

"Ha Harrr ... yes, my hand was hacked off with a cutlass in a fierce battle" says the pirate.

"I'm sure you didn't have that eye-patch either the last time you were here?" said the landlord

"No, you're correct ... I was looking up at the sails and a bloody seagull sh*t in me eye"

The landlord says, "You can't lose your eye from seagull sh*t !!!"

"Ha Harrr ... it was my first day with the bloody hook, so it was !"
 
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