A Psychiatrist and a proctologist.

[whiskywill]

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to read: Catatonics and High Colonics. This was also a no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives. Thumbs down again.

Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good. Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way. Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and Moons - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with......................................







Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specialising in Odds and Ends.


Everybody loved it.

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[Woodchips2]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I admit I had to look up what a proctologist does #-o

Regards Keith

 

[DonJohnson]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I admit I had to look up what a proctologist does #-o

Regards Keith

But you soon got to the bottom of it !

 

[monkeybiter]

Quite fundemental really.....

 

[Jonzjob]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I admit I had to look up what a proctologist does #-o

Regards Keith

But you soon got to the bottom of it !

You got a cheek Don :shock:

 

[Robbo3]

That reminds me : Bowser & Blue
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N0w2rORwSc

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Sign in a scottish golf club toilets

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT
2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP
4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,
GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF