Chrispy
Established Member
A MAN OF FEW WORDS
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend after three years of dating.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was hand planing some walnut for an upcoming box competition with his mates.
His wife was standing there with a cup of coffee at the workshop bench watching him.
After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time for you to now quit woodwork, shooting, fishing, watching sport on t.v., flying helicopters and golf. Maybe you should sell your tools, guns, helicopters, boat and your golf clubs and resign from the sports clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "You *******, you never ever told me. I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't !"
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend after three years of dating.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was hand planing some walnut for an upcoming box competition with his mates.
His wife was standing there with a cup of coffee at the workshop bench watching him.
After a long period of silence, she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time for you to now quit woodwork, shooting, fishing, watching sport on t.v., flying helicopters and golf. Maybe you should sell your tools, guns, helicopters, boat and your golf clubs and resign from the sports clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "You *******, you never ever told me. I didn't know you were married before!"
"I wasn't !"
