whiskywill
Established Member
A man went to his doctor with a bad case of piles. The doctor said " I don't like using drugs on piles. Just go home and every time you have a cup of tea, let the bag cool down, break it open and rub it on your piles."
Two weeks later he went back to the doctor for a check up.
The doctor said " Drop your trousers and bend over."
"Have the piles gone yet, doc?" asked the patient.
"Not yet" replied the doctor, "but I can see that you are going on a long journey and you are going to meet a tall dark stranger."
Two weeks later he went back to the doctor for a check up.
The doctor said " Drop your trousers and bend over."
"Have the piles gone yet, doc?" asked the patient.
"Not yet" replied the doctor, "but I can see that you are going on a long journey and you are going to meet a tall dark stranger."
