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Yeah that's me done with this forum.

No need to apologise, just seemed odd and didn't consider it could have travelled on already else wear since I posted it. Both comments uncalled for, especially since yes I am kept in currently at home, due to 2 surgeries since Jan 5th and awaiting the 3rd as I think the porters did my...

Yep that's me, my other hobby, marine aquariums. Joke thread running on there too, so when I remember one I post on both

Not offended at all just seemed odd, and per post above I never claimed to have made it up, it was just my exact wording of it that seemed odd to have been reposted.

But, when I posted it it was one I remembered from some years ago so I rewrote it to post, it is my words copied and posted. I understand that lots of people know the same joke and wouldn't necessarily read the whole thread to see if it's been posted before, but then it would not be my exact...

It's word for word the same?

HUH?

Why have you copied and pasted my joke from page 48 word for word?

The Squeeze song "Labelled with love" It has the line "So the past has been bottled and labelled with love" When I first heard it on the radio, and for quite a few plays afterwards, I was amazed that they were playing a very sick song about an abortion because I heard "the bar stewards been...

A 45 year old guy has recently married a stunning younger woman, just 22 years old, and moved into a large house. They have a gardener that comes in 3 times a week to keep the garden in order. On his last visit before Christmas the young lady calls him to the door and says "I don't think there's...

Specifically the line is "The words of the prophets Are written on the subway walls

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do... Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I...

Let's try this one, A police officer is on patrol in the City centre in the early hours of the morning and hears a noise from an alley he's passing. He flicks on his torch and walks down the alley, he finds two men, one bent over with his trousers and underwear around his ankles and the other...

I was referring to the recent list of women various people fancied, not exactly jokes, look back and you'll find quite a few jokes I have posted, I'll post more as I remember them, if not too risque ;)

This last crop of jokes are rubbish

Personally I find Keith's surname extremely offensive :mad: It should be non gender specific, I suggest it's changed to Genitaler;)

Missing photos now uploaded to my reply above.

Glass paperweights, but the best are too expensive to keep. I used to buy and sell them, used to be able to get them fairly reasonably at auction, keep and enjoy them for a while the sell them on at a profit to fund the next ones. It's a pretty specialised field as few are signed so bargains...

A chap enters a pub and asks the landlord "I really need a pint but I'm skint at the moment, any chance of one now and I'll pay next time I come in?" The landlord replies " sorry no money, no drink and I've never seen you before so don't know that you'd come back." "Well how about if I show...

A class from a school for blind children has taken them on a coach trip to the seaside chaperoned by two male teachers. As they get fairly close to being back at the school one teacher turns to the other "Hey, we left earlier than we thought we would, there's been no traffic hold ups so at this...