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OLDIE THOUGHTS 1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. 2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza. 3. How to prepare Tofu: a. Throw it in the trash...

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Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about...

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to...

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore every day, I go to the street and tell a passerby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do after. I give them pictures of my husband, my daughter, my dog and...

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http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/barn-owl-prevails-during-surprise-in-flight-attack-by-northern-harrier/#ACY1ObhEUiQxI4ca.97 Travis :D

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Paddy Murphy applied for a job at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin A Frenchman applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20. The manager went to...

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Montana bear country wisdom: Never go into bear country alone. Then, you don't have to outrun the bear, you just need to outrun your companion(s). Always carry pepper spray and wear bells in bear country. It is easy to tell which bears have been in the area. Black bear scat has berries and...

I know some of you folks like planes. Scroll down to middle of age. http://militaryvideos.com/cameron-air-show-2014/ Let me know what you think. Travis

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I hope this hasn't been shown before. http://www.viralnova.com/tree-trunk-carving/ Travis :D

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just backs off and listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking...

Saw this up on the internet and thought I would share:::::: > Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty > fades, so will his eyesight. > Phyllis Diller > > Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? > Phyllis Diller > > Cleaning your house while your kids...