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What about my cask strength Laphroaig? Will that make me a better cook if I use it on my knife-sharpening stone? Drinking it doesn't - just wondered if I've been using it wrong.

It's also, should anybody care, non-vegetarian/vegan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neatsfoot_oil

Grangers G-Wax, of course.

Punchline obscured so it's not seen by accident. 2 AM. The telephone rings, "Hello, Señor Joe? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house in Palm Desert.” “Yes Ernesto, I know who you are, what the hell are you doing calling me at this time? It’s 2AM here.” “Yes, I’m sorry señor...

So, no less pointless than using the skill to actually catch fish. I've seen what people who catch them do - the daft beggars put the fish back in the water rather than in the pan.

On the the first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, "You will go into the fields with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun and provide food and drink for his family. In return I will give you a life span of 50 years." The cow objected, "What? You want me to...

Oh I have to ask.. Over weighty for what?

Fibreglass handled axe. You might want to invest in some arc-flash proof clothing and a faceshield too.

Anvils? Or ASOs? :LOL:

No - a very noisy night so nobody hears you.

Certainly is. Got 3 or 4 bottles at the moment, 2018/19 season, BBE 2040. And a couple of Krieks.

https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/electric-cars/running/electric-cars-tow/

Am imagining that someone posted a link to a satirical YT vid of a "reporter" outside Westminster commenting on BJ's "departure"? Don't want to post it if I'm not imagining it and it's been taken down for some reason....

Would the neighbours be impressed if you used the lift having just got out of the shower to go down to the utility room when you realised all your kecks were in the tumble drier?

Isn't that copper?

I recognised the word "oude"

Rebuild the bench with legs 300mm square - they'll see you out.

And here's the watch

Bench grinder and by eye seems to work for knives...

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