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    Windows Update

    I understood that support for windows 7 has ended so why am I still getting updates for win7. Is it worth installing these,is it a security issue or doesn't it matter?
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    Currys/PC World

    I bought a new laptop instore from Currys for £719..99 and the next day I looked on their website for something else and noticed that if I had bought it from the website and entered "WINDOWS10" in the vouchercode box I would get 10% off. Now Currys offer a pricematch(inc vouchercode) so I sent...
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    So you think you can hide in a crowd?

    This is worrying http://www.gigapixel.com/image/gigapan-canucks-g7.html
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    Just trying to help out a friend

    I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help! His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back he handed her some diet pills. Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him?
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    Loss of interest

    A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman,one Anne Maynard, has sued St. Lukes hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex. A hospital spokesman replied, "Mr Maynard was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did...
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    Smile

    A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you! The husband, typically...
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    Beer and sweet tea.

    A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me up." Doctor: "I have a very effective remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk , just take a glass of sweet tea and...
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    Politicians

    Circumcision Disqualifies a Political Career A man walks into the Election office, says to the receptionist: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate." The receptionist replied "Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.'' He was filling...
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    Timber merchants

    I don't know whether many members deal with James Latham Timber Merchants and if they do,will agree that they have a good choice of timber,keenly priced. Now their delivery service is very good but sometimes you need stuff quickly and have to collect as I had to do today but I forgot that the...
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    Vet

    Late Night Phone Call To The Vet. A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour's were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she...
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    Valentines Day

    Bought the wife a belt and a bag for Valentines Day. The hoover works a bleeding treat now.
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    safety

    Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband. Please pass on this safety information.
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    snow

    bad weather is forecast for the remainder of the week so if you have to travel you should take the following police advice. Carry with you: shovel, blankets or sleeping bag, extra clothing including a scarf, hat and gloves. 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt...
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