Recent content by doorframe

Noel and CHJ ...?

Is anyone getting Noel a new handbag for Xmas? :lol: :lol:

Why are you all double posting?

It doesn't go very fast though.

Thanks for your thoughts Schoka-Cola, but it's been proven (much to my surprise) that it's water hammer in the cold feed that's causing the banging. This week has been blissfully quiet. :D

He needs the money to pay for a new blade for his circular saw.

What have Captain Kirk, and loo roll, got in common? . . . They both wipe-out Klingons! Ok, it's an oldie, but it always makes me chortle.

I have always struggled to get in touch with my inner self....... until today. That's the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll (hammer)

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. I'd love to be eight again' she replied. So, on the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her...

All this talk about toilet paper is getting too much. I was watching an astronomy programme the other night and the presenter asked his guest "Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?" #-o

No probs, GM. All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.' 'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'because I...

Not washing his hands after draining the lizard isn't so bad. The main question is, does he pick his nose at the dinner table?

Bugbear. My apology, however thin, was for any offence caused, as some obviously was. At no time did I say I did, or didn't mean it. I never wrote it, just copied and pasted it here as I saw some irony in it. I do have personal experience of family members in care homes (but none in prison)...

Sorry, it wasn't supposed to be serious, just a little bit of tongue in cheek humour.