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    Small metal lathe

    I have machined brass,bronze,silver steel,cast iron,aluminium and even a lump of hardened lorry leaf spring on this lathe.
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    Small metal lathe

    You will have to stand on your head to view some of the pictures(my daughter took them).
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    Small metal lathe

    Hello. I have a working mini lathe with quick change tool post and a few tool holders,follower guide and a milling attachment made for Chester lathes(by the Chinese of course),£300 but it would have to be collection as it's too heavy to post. If you are interested I can send you some pictures.
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    Joke Thread II

    So thats what a petrol head is. Somebody who is interested in old diesel vans.
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    Joke Thread II

    How can this be a joke if only you and your 4 mates understand it?
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    Removing shallow dent in birch ply

    You only want a spot not a gallon.
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    Removing shallow dent in birch ply

    French polishers used to put a litle bit of meths in a dent in a veneered surface, light it and blow it out before it scorched the veneer.
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    Joke Thread II

    A plane was taking off from Dublin Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from Dublin to London. The weather ahead is good and...
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    Night coppers

    Sean. If you got a wack a couple of times you must have done it again.
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    Joke Thread II

    Laugh, I thought I'd never start Nearly fell off the commode.
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    Joke Thread II

    Stuart ask em where the joke is.
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    What has happened to 'The Queen" thread?

    I would also like to thank you for access. Terry.
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    Joke Thread II

    Two men, one old, one young, are pushing their trolleys around Asda when they collide. The old man says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for...
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    Joke Thread II

    Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident...
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    What are home alarms for, other than driving your neighbours up the wall?

    These wouldn't make very good guard dogs if they wore dentures.
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