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    Joke thread

    From the Rotherham Advertiser: Buttock Tattoo Terror Lands Rotherham Pair In Hospital A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session, left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment. Vintage film fan and...
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    Bushes to box off?

    Every school I ever went to had Laurel bushes around them.
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    More price increases

    What an unusual topic this has turned out to be, it's gone from mdf to shitehouses to diabetes and still no falling out!
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    More price increases

    Would it be a bigger version of this
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    More price increases

    What does a " toilet for 2 people" look like?
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    Another Joke

    I had a terrible shock yesterday when I saw a cockroach in the kitchen.I emptied all the cupboards out and scrubbed the kitchen from top to bottom. I caught the wife putting one in the bathroom this morning.
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    Mushy Peas

    When we went in our fish & chip shop we asked for fish and six(pennyworth) twice and Fat Rolly used to say "I heard you the first time".
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    You know that old joke ...

    I told my wife that if I died and she remarried not to give the w*****r my tools. She said what makes you think I would marry another w*****r.
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    Electric vehicles

    I came across this whle looking for running costs on the web. I see it was written in 2019 and wondered if any thing has changed. https://www.whatcar.com/news/electric-v ... ost/n16833
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    Windows Update

    Thank you all for your replies.
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    Windows Update

    How do you do that Pete?
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    Windows Update

    I understood that support for windows 7 has ended so why am I still getting updates for win7. Is it worth installing these,is it a security issue or doesn't it matter?
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    One of my neighbours returned from 3 months in Thailand on Sunday night and said everybody walked straight through Heathrow (no health checks) and now on the news they say 2 bagage handlers tested positive.....?
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    Electric vehicles

    What people forget to mention when charging at night on economy 7 is that by having economy 7 you pay more for your daytime electricity.
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    Electric vehicles

    I was suprised to see some Tesla models are advertised as auto and some not.I imagined E.V's were like the old milk floats,press the pedal and away she goes.