Recent content by bobthejoiner

hello dog, In answer to your persistent question "who puts the bubbles in spirit levels" the answer is rather complicated :roll: They are harvested from the provebial "Goldfish factory" The fish are fed with high organic food thus inducing a rather bad bout of flatulence :) then...

gilld Dupont do make kevlar gloves but i suppose at £37 for one glove it would go very well with the £50 apron :roll: cheers BTJ

Following complaints made to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the 'Haka' before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own. The IRB Rugby World Cup 2003 Organising Committee as now agreed to the following...

British TV & Radio Double Entendres. 1. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-cambridge boat race 1977-"Ah isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew" 2. Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother" 3. New...

hello davel, try this link http://www.woodfit.com/ hope it helps cheers BTJ

square, from your discription I take it you mean a framed, ledged and braced batten dooor. This means you have the stiles aproox 4"x2" top rail the same but the middle and bottom rails are 8" x less the thickness of your T&g boards. the method of jointing is mortice and tenons the...

Operations Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered," The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything...

hi steve I was told many years ago on asking the very same question as a still wet behind the ears apprentice :oops: and the answer I got was (after a clip on the ear :evil: )" look lad these are sash cramps the long ones with the holes in and these are G-clamps the ones that look...

hello Damon, Try these links hope they are of some use to you http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... ?vi=glance www.geocities.com/wwl4mj/ - Cheers BTJ

hello tinbash Try this link www.woodfit.com they are not too far from you Chorley near Preston

The first line should be: This is this cat sorry guys

See if you can do this. Read each line without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you have to start over. This is the cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dummy cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds...

hello duncan Take a look at this link may be of intrest to you Cheers BTJ http://www.woodworkersworkshop.com/dcd/ ... /Boomerang

hello SP, No just the tail fin this was because when it was originally designed the Radar aerials went in the fin and wood being no reflective to radar etc. As the years rolled by they put the V.O.R I.L.S. areials in the wooden fin . Bye the way the Canberra is still in service...

oops missed off this link for Delignit :oops: http://www.delignit.de/canada/delignit/ ... torie.html