Van signs.

[whiskywill]

We have all seen the sign “No tools left in this van overnight” but recently I spotted a circus van painted with a couple of clowns and the sign said “No fools left in this van overnight”.
It got me thinking of other possibilities so some suggestions –
“No moules left in this van overnight” on a fishmonger’s van.
“No Joules left in this van overnight” on a heating engineer’s van.
“No boules left in this van overnight” on a Petanque player’s van.

Now over to you lot.

 

[whiskywill]

Just thought of another.
"No stools left in this van overnight" on a septic tank emptying service van.

 

[MikeG.]

No stools left....etc....... on a biomedical sampling company van. I should think not.

"No Tulls left on this tour bus overnight".......Jethro.

 

[novocaine]

There is a bakers in Wigan that has "no pies are left in this van overnight" which i consider to be blumin wonderful.

 

[Mark A]

There is a bakers in Wigan that has "no pies are left in this van overnight" which i consider to be blumin wonderful.

Peters Pies here in Wales have the same thing on their vans.

 

[Robbo3]

Not vans but .....

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Droogs]

on the subject of haulers, I was behind a tanker the other day going to Livingston and their website address on the back of the tanker was http://www.wemovesh.it.com
That got a laugh out of me. the link doesn't work but if you do a search on it, it does go to a haulage comapny

 

[novocaine]

http://www.granthendersontankers.co.uk

Look at the picture.

 

[Robbo3]

http://www.granthendersontankers.co.uk

Look at the picture.

This one. (Click on it to enlarge).

 

[Phil Pascoe]

In case you've missed it - look at the vehicle reg. no.

 

[DrPhill]

on the subject of haulers, I was behind a tanker the other day going to Livingston and their website address on the back of the tanker was http://www.wemovesh.it.com
That got a laugh out of me. the link doesn't work but if you do a search on it, it does go to a haulage comapny

The link does work..... the domain is pointed back to the company website. If the link did not work you would not get to the company website.

Nice idea they had, but I guess a sense of humour is essential for that trade.

Phill

 

[DrPhill]

Ah I see your problem, you put .com on the end. Just use www.wemovesh.it - its the tld for Italy I believe.

 

[dzj]

Tischlerei (joinery).

 

[Jonzjob]

When we lived near Stroud our honey wagon septic tank bloke had

"It may be dung to you, but it's my bread and butter"

On the back of his wagon. It amused me I have to agree.

there's some crackers in that lot above :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[DTR]

The other day I saw "The only tool in this van is the driver!"