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I was going to suggest that we shouldn't take the Pith out of the RM but for the life me, can't see a way to stop.
It's not even sporting anymore.
There'll only be 'PARCELFARCE' left soon!
Just like when there were rumours that UPS were buying out Fedex, then calling themselves FEDUP!:ROFLMAO:
 
And posts about non-joke posts on the joke posting thread should be posted elsewhere if they dealing with the post!

(That would have worked better if what I always called the "GPO" hadn't changed their name to RM (which to me means Royal Marines).

But this IS about the post ("Post"?):

Seriously, the last time I was in UK, in my ignorance I went to a place in town that said "Royal Mail" outside. The bloke in there said "Oh no mate. Not us, you want the Post Office, just down the road there". (Or was that vice-versa?) I forget.

It really IS confusing to "foreigners" like me!

But no doubt you lot have all become used to it. When did it change BTW?
Time this 'post' was stuck in the ground!:ROFLMAO:💀
 
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1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at school reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m.; for example, it could be the right number.
13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
15. Be careful about reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with saggy tattoos?
18. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Rolls Royce than in a Mini.
19. After 65, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.
20. Always be yourself because the people who matter don't mind and the ones who mind don't matter.
21. Life isn't tied with a bow , but it's still a gift.
 
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