Recent content by Cozzer

This is a pet hate of mine, that seems to disappear for a while before coming back with a vengeance...and once you've noticed it, it becomes infuriating. "Yes, we've worked here for 47 years..." TV interviewer : "47 years?!" "47 years..." "And how many times have you cycled round this park?"...

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I can see Eamonn now, clutching his famous red book, saying "You haven't seen him for 40 years, but he's here tonight..." :giggle:

Did you get pulled? :sneaky:

...ticking off at work?! Earlier tonight, I was watching some news report about how youngsters are suffering from mental health issues, and couldn't help wonder how they'd have coped with starting work in the 60's? My personal ticking off concerned being lectured by the branch manager, about how...

Yes! My wife's just bought me something not made in China! Mind you, it does say "Made in Hungary" on one end of the box, and "Made in Germany" on t'other, but even so... Unbelievable amount of packaging - 100% recycled material - but boxes within boxes within bags within boxes within....you get...

As regards all the skip/theft/trespass business, I'm sure I read somewhere that any contents became the property of the company that supplied the skip! The original owner had "relinquished ownership" as soon the object was chucked in, and therefore no longer had the right to say you were OK to...

"Morning, boss....won't be in to work today...think I've got a touch of the alice...." "Alice? What's that, then?" "Not sure, boss...but Christopher Robin went down with it..."

Hmmmm..... Ye Gods. "Divided by a common language". Yo.

Araldite them all together into the most ugly shape, stick a bulb on it and call it an upcycled lamp.... There'll be someone, somewhere....

It's time for your morning nap, Stu... :sleep:

Your comments re wobbling back and forth dodging wing mirrors...seen that many times! I thought riding balanced at walking pace was an essential skill for getting through the biker's test, but chatting to a learner rider a few months ago it seems as though it's not regarded as (too) important...

Bloody women... Some are never happy, are they?! My wife's birthday recently, and I splashed out on a new bag and belt for her. Ungrateful? Not many! Done nothing but moan about them since! Well, at least the vacuum cleaner's working again....

Popstars being hellraisers seem to have disappeared nowadays. Not like the 60's and 70's. No Rollers in the pool, no TV through the windows, no wrecked hotel rooms. Mind you, they weren't all like that. Cliff, for example. Kept his head down, and just enjoyed quietly slipping into the shadows...

I'll have a word with the script writing team on your behalf, then. Sorry to have disturbed your Daily Star reading time.